Last night was special. We had a "Trump Family Game Night".

We started with Trump Scrabble. There were three modifications to the rules. 1) All words had to be one syllable, 2) My 7 year old nephew Billy had to know what the word meant, and 3) if the word was an adjective, you had to use it three times.

We moved on to Trump Monopoly. Every player started the game with a small loan of $10,000,000.

We tried to play Trump Clue, but it didn't work out. It turns out there was no murder. It was all fake news, people. Fake news.